Well, friends, it's that time of year again. The Comedy Works New Faces competition is in full swing and I will be performing on Wednesday, June 13th at the downtown club.
I could tell you about how great the entire line up of comedians is, or about how Comedy Works is widely considered one of the best comedy clubs in the world, or how amazing their bar and wait staff is. All those things are true, but that's not why you're getting this invitation.
The simple truth is that I want to win. I want to go to the finals again, but this time, I want to win the whole thing. I want to win because it will provide the deep sense of validation and small time conquest that is desperately sought by all comedians, every time we go on stage. And it comes with a big, fat paycheck and, let's face it, y'all, I'm broke as hell.
So, please, I am literally begging you, call 303-595-3637, tell them you are coming to see me and you will get free tickets. I have 20 comps, so it's first come first serve. Unlike the story of Jesus and the foot steps in the sand, if I look back after this night and see only one set of foot prints, I will know that you have abandoned me. And I will never forgive you. Thank you for your (assumed) support.