The Birthday Roast of John Cameron @ Your Mom's House, Denver [2 October]

The Birthday Roast of John Cameron

19:00 - 22:00

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Your Mom's House
608 E. 13th Ave., Denver, Colorado 80203

People say that I've been talking shit since the very moment I came out of the womb. On October 2nd it will have been 32 years since that day and I STILL haven't taken a fucking break.

I can't imagine a better way celebrate the occasion than to give a few of the Denver scene's most clever DJs a chance to deliver some long-overdue payback. I'm letting Adam Stark, Joman, Ishe and Lexi Fey roast me in person, and we're live streaming that bitch straight from Your Mom's House (no seriously, that's the name of the venue).

...Only thing is that none of you walking, talking foreskin folds are about shit and your jokes are gonna be weak as FUCK. I made TWO FUCKING CULTS that were 100% about shit talking, and I got Getter to block me on Twitter for repeatedly accusing him of being Popcoorn. My soul is completely wrung of any shame, empathy or self-respect, so all your soft-dick insults are about to fall flat up there on that stage.

My overhead is hella low for this so I'm asking for only a $5 suggested donation, and ALL PROCEEDS will go to DanceSafe. Seriously, though, motherfuckers figured out a way to test heroin for Fentanyl. Give them your money.

Also, after the roast both Lexi Fey and my man Native Origin are laying down DJ sets — so wear your goddamn dancing shoes or I will fight you even if you're a woman. If you wanna be entertained while also marveling at how pretty of a man I still am at 32, come kick it at my birthday roast. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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